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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
You want to come with me to the airport? No, well, that's too bad. Because we're already here. Okay, I haven't been to get tonight and I want to be tan for it. So I'm literally going to apply this fake tan in this airport. Literally no one judge me. I also brought a mitt. Don't worry. This takes about four to six hours to fully develop. So it's a perfect amount of time because when I land for my flight, I will be tan. And before anyone comes for me, saying that I'm gonna make the whole plane smell like I fake tan. This does not have a smell at all. My flight's not too far, so we gotta go. Hopefully I can make my flight. We made it on the plane. And when I get off, I will be tan. Okay, I just got off my five hour flight. I feel exhausted, but I'm definitely more tan now. I really just did that in an airport.