Why are nurses such baddie

The funniest thing happened me last time I went to the doctor. So this was maybe two, three days ago. I pulled up to the doctor's and you guys know how they always take your vitals, right? They check your finger, they check like your, um, like your arm, right? They check your weight, all that stuff, right? Tell me why, like, with all respect, man, like, the nurse that walked into the room to take all these vitals, respectfully, man, damn. She had the whole, she had like the top to like from head to toes, make over. And I'm out here like, what the fuck? Like, what in the casting couches going on? Anyway, she takes my vitals, she puts that, um, I don't even know what it's called, right? That strap that they put on your arm, right? To take like your, um, like your pressure and all that stuff, right? Tell me why, like, it's on, she's, you know, it's pumping in air, right? It's getting tight. She stands up and she walks over, um, she grabs like a clipboard or something. And I mean, come on, man. I'm just, it's designed. I'm a human. So she comes back and she's like, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah. She's like, your blood pressure is like super high. And I'm thinking, damn, I don't know, you know? So she sits down, she's like, all right, just take like two, three minutes, you know? Try to relax a little bit. Maybe like, did you run over here? And I was like, I did not run over here. But in my head, I'm like, I already know exactly what it is. She takes my pressure again. And I'm calm now, you know? And she's like, oh, okay, it's normal. And I'm like, bro, that is the funniest shit that has happened to me in a while. And I was just like, the moment I left, bro, I was just like, what the