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I'm shaving, getting ready for work. And my oldest son is 6 years old at the time. He's sitting on the floor next to me watching me shave. And I'm asking him, "So, what are you going to do today? What are you going to learn today?" And then he says to me, "I told mommy, she shouldn't kiss Uncle Stelios on her lips. She should only kiss you on the lips." And she told me to mind my own business that I'd been electrocuted. I wiped the shaving cream off my face. I went into the bedroom. She was sleeping and I kicked the bed. She says, "What?" I said, "Who the fuck is Stelios?" She said, "Where did you hear that name?" I said, "Who is he?" And then she said, "Don't believe everything a six-year-old says."