HEY, GUYS,

@sammitery

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Why it worked

The creator uses self-deprecating humor and relatable (though exaggerated) reasons for not wanting to participate in a popular reality show, making the content engaging and shareable.

Summary

The creator lists humorous reasons why she cannot go on Love Island. These include having a lot of hair under her armpits, not having eyebrows, getting annoyed in the heat, and her aggressive reaction to physical touch as a love language.

Structure

1Reasons for not going on Love Island
2Hair under armpits
3Eyebrows and bush
4Heat sensitivity
5Physical touch reaction
6Robbing a man on a first date

On-screen text

HEY, GUYS, THE REASONS WHY ON LOVE ISLAND. LOT OF HAIR UNDER MY ARMPITS. EYEBROWS. I ALSO ROCK A FULL BUSH. FUCKING ANNOYED IN THE HEAT. ME A QUESTION IF IT IS ABOVE 80 DEGREES, PERIOD. IF A MAN LOVE LANGUAGE IS PHYSICAL TOUCH, I WILL THROAT PUNCH HIM JUST HE REACTS. I ALSO BELIEVE MAN INVITES YOU OVER FOR A YOU ARE ENTITLED TO ROB HIM. SO THIS IS GO ON THE ISLAND.

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This is the short list. #LoveIsland

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Transcript

Hey, guys, here are the reasons why I cannot go on Love Island. I have a lot of hair under my armpits. None on my eyebrows. I also rock a full bush. I get very fucking annoyed in the heat. You cannot ask me a question if it is above 80 degrees, period. If a man's love language is physical touch, I will throat punch him just to see how he reacts. I also believe if a man invites you over for a first date, you are entitled to rob him. So this is why I can't go on the island.