reasons why I couldn't go on love island

reasons why I couldn't go on love island Right, this is reasons why I couldn't go on love island I've wrote myself a little list Number one the heart rate challenge I could not think of anything worse than backing up on TV But then backing up on TV with my nan and granddad watching I literally can't think of anything worse Like no Number two the sound of kissing on love island goes through me Knowing that people be hearing me kiss Oh Literally gives me goosebumps thinking about it Number three the snoring If people were snoring in the villa I'd literally get up in the middle of the night and suffocate them I hate people that snore I wake up to the sound of a pin drop It's like And onto our next one which is very confusing I have to watch van pyre diaries to go to sleep If van pyre diaries isn't on I'm not falling asleep But then I can't see people snoring It's because I know I put van pyre diaries on And specifically season three if I'm feeling anxious Which probably would be feeling anxious In a bikini on telly Another reason is having to do my makeup every day I could not think of anything worse I want to say my PJs all day I don't want to get glamoured up to the max Putting heels on to go sit in the garden No Absolutely not Another one having to socialize every day I'm that friend that regularly goes on the missing list So I couldn't think of anything worse Having to go for a chat No No Absolutely not The last one I'd be so bored Like it looks so boring I hate some baby I literally can't even some baby on holiday for five minutes I just think it's the most boring thing in the world I probably start drama out of boredom Like Yeah I actually had an interview to go on love island a few years ago And my dad and my brother were absolutely mortified So safe to say if I went on love island I'd probably be disowned So yeah I think there's some good reasons why I can't go on love island