reasons why you wouldn't want to date me <3

@naomikebble

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The video uses a relatable and humorous approach to dating, with the creator listing common (and some exaggerated) personality traits that could be seen as drawbacks in a relationship. The self-deprecating humor and the visual of making a matcha drink add to its charm and shareability.

Summary

The creator lists humorous reasons why someone might not want to date her, including her lack of pop culture references, tendency to get hangry, being a cat person, avoidant personality, and preference for matcha over coffee. She concludes by making a matcha drink.

Structure

1Introduction of the topic: reasons not to date me
2Lack of pop culture references
3Tendency to get hangry and need snacks
4Being a cat person
5Avoidant and hyper-independent personality
6Preference for matcha over coffee and making a matcha drink

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reasons why you wouldn't want to date me <3

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Sorry!! 🫪🫪#fyp

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Sorry!! 🫪🫪 Reasons why you wouldn't want to date me <3 Let's get into it. I will never get any TV or movie references because for some reason I didn't grow up watching the same thing as everyone else here. So for that reason, I wouldn't understand any references. You will need to keep emergency lollies or some sort of food when you're with me. My ex's mom actually told him to do this because I used to get hangry. So yeah. I have a child and that child is my life. Sorry. I am a cat person over a dog person unless it's my granddad's dog. You're not a cat person, we're just not meant to be. I am avoidant and hyper-independent. I'll never ask for help even if I want it. And when there's a problem, I'll probably ignore it. I don't drink coffee, I only drink matcha. Obviously. If that hasn't scared you off, I don't know what will. Okay, bye.