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Being woken up by someone else's alarm while they stay asleep is a level of disrespect I cannot explain. Okay? Because now, now we're both awake, except only one of us wanted this, you know? The alarm is doing an incredible job. It's just waking up the wrong employee. And the funniest part is watching them go right back to sleeping through it, like they've built up an immunity to this. Meanwhile, I hear one light beep and my body goes emergency. Their brain hears the exact same sound and says, "We've strained for this. It's fine. You know, they hit snooze, which is, you know, a fascinating decision considering they never acknowledged the first alarm. So, you know, who exactly requested nine more minutes? Certainly not me. Don't get me started on people with seven alarms. That's not a morning routine. That's a hostage negotiation. Okay? Every eight minutes, the rumor erupts into chaos. And somehow, I'm the only participant. So, yeah, if your alarm consistently wakes up everyone except you, that's not our alarm. That's our alarm against my will.