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Stop deactivating your Instagram we don't care. Every three weeks the same person disappears like they're entering witness protection. You know, then four days later they're back. No explanation, same profile picture, same bio. What exactly happened during your sabbatical? Did you find yourself? Did you reconnect with nature? Did those 96 hours without Instagram fundamentally alter the trajectory of your life? Because from where I'm standing, you deactivated on Monday, you came back on Friday posting a blurry picture of your dinner. That's it. Okay? And then there's always an announcement before it too. Like, oh, I'm taking some time away from social media. If you need me, you know where to find me. No, we don't. We follow you here. Also, nobody was gonna need you between Tuesday and Thursday. Said, just delete the app. You don't have to shut down the entire storefront every time you want a weekend off. And somehow the return is even more dramatic. You know, I needed that reset. I needed it. You missed three memes and someone's engagement announcement. You weren't in rehab, you just logged out. It's fine. Okay? Then two weeks later they're posting, you know, another black screen. Social media just isn't real life. We know that. See you back in three days.