How to love like a man

How to love like a man How to love like a man. Love him the way he deserves. If he asks you why something didn't get done, tell him, I didn't know I had to do that. If he asks you to help him clean the house, tell him, well, I need you to make me a list. When he asks why you need a list, how else am I supposed to know what to do? And when he comes up to you later and says, I gave you a list, tell him I'm going to do it. Obviously, the World Cup is going on right now, so he's probably watching that, which means you have so much time to do stuff. So you should be hanging out with your friends, getting your nails done, getting a massage, taking a nap. You should be doing anything but anything on that list. And when he comes to you later and says, Babe, I can't do all of this on my own. I need your help, tell him, just tell me what to do, and I'll do it. And if he says, well, you could do the things on that list I gave you, tell him, my god, you're always nagging me about that list. Also, you lost the list, and you forgot what was on it. When he writes you a new list, promise him you're gonna do everything on it. Tell him you've got dinner covered tonight, and then make one of your favourite meals that he doesn't like. And when he says, you know I don't like this, tell him, you never told me that. He must have told that to somebody else. And if he says, I feel like you don't love me anymore, tell him he's being hormonal.