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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
STOP THE DISCOURSE not historically or culturally accurate for Lupita Nyong'o to be playing HELEN OF TROY. Helen of Troy was a half swan, half human demi- goddess in Greek mythology. Note how I didn't say Greek history because she's not a real person, she's a myth. Her skin colour could be purple and that would be the most believable thing about her story. In Greek mythology, HELEN OF TROY was the daughter CAUTION ZEUS of Zeus, who came down to her mother in the form of a swan, and depending on the story you hear, either seduced her MOTHER or coerced her MOTHER INTO MATING with him while he was a swan and then she AND HER SISTER CLYTEMNESTRA WERE BORN in an egg. THE STORY her biological mother was a human GREEK QUEEN BY the name of Leda, AND OTHER VERSION a minor goddess OF NEMESIS, gave the egg TO THE QUEEN LATER, who raised the KIDS AS HER OWN. FOR ANYBODY THAT'S LIKE THERE NEEDED GREEK CASTING IN THE ODYSSEY. WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT UP IN ARMS ABOUT MATT DAMON? HE IS EQUAL PARTS NOT AS GREEK AS LUPITA NYONGO, BUT AT THE SAME POINT HE'S TO BE PLAYING A GREEK HUMAN.