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BY THE WAY, PEOPLE CHOSE THIS, TWO YEARS AGO REGULARLY HAPPENING. YOU COULD TRUST BAGGED LETTUCE AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING POPPED BY A MASKED MAN THAT YOUR TAX MONEY PAYS FOR. TWO YEARS AGO, IF I ASKED STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ, MADE A JOKE. YOU'D BEEN LIKE, STRAIGHT OF WHO'RE MOOS? DOESN'T LIKE LADY GAGA. NOW INSTEAD YOU'RE IT CLOSE AGAIN? WHAT'S THE GAS PRICE? YOU KNOW IT. EVERYDAY, EVERY SINGLE DAY IT'S WORSE AND CONSTANTLY WORSE AND CONSISTENTLY WORSE. DO WE DO? WE JUST GO, OH, ANOTHER GUY GOT HEAD TODAY. OH, I GUESS. I GUESS WE CAN'T EAT BEEF THE FLESH EATING PARASITIC FLY. AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE MAGAS, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. THAT WHICH. WHICHEVER SOUTH AFRICAN BILLIONAIRE YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT? WHICHEVER BALD 50 YEAR OLD PODCASTER WHO'S DEEPER IN THE CLOSET THAN SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM'S GODDAMN COFFIN. ANY SINGLE ONE OF THESE GUTLESS GRIFTING PIECES OF WEALTH WHO HAVE MORE MONEY THAN WE'LL EVER FISCALLY NEED. WHO CAN'T. HUG FROM THEIR OWN DAD OR THE RESPECT OF THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM. THEY ALL CONVINCED A SERIES OF WISCONSINITES THAT IT WAS BAD. THEY CONVINCED EVERYBODY THAT TWO FULL YEARS AGO IT EVER TRULY BEEN EVERY SINGLE DAY, EVERY SINGLE. I EVERYONE OF THIS. IT WASN'T LIKE THIS TO 10 YEARS AGO. 2015. DID YOU THINK OF 2015 THAT A MASKED MAN WEARING A BULLETPROOF VEST AND A FUNDED GATOR ON HIS NOSE WOULD BE REDACTING PEOPLE IN THE LIVE-STREAMED HEAD? GOVERNMENT WOULD TELL YOU, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED FEDERAL NAME? A DECADE OF THIS CREEP EVERYDAY GETTING WORSE AND WROSE AND WORSE. DOWNWARD DIRECTION ALL THE TRICKLEDOWN TIME. CONSTANT. INSANE BECAUSE ALL IS EVERY 4 HOURS, EVERYONE RESET THEIR INTERNET BRAIN. THEY RESET THE IMPORTANT TRENDING IN THEIR DIGITIZED MIND. AND THEY CAN'T LOCK IN OVER AND OVER AGAIN. WROSE. THERE IS NO CALVARY THERE. ARE SUPPOSED TO 81 YEARS OLD MISSING BECAUSE THEY'RE DYING OR HAVE DEMENTIA. SOMEBODY STEPS UP AND GOES, WELL, LITTLE BIT BETTER, EVERYBODY ROBOTICALLY SCREAMS NO, IT'S NOT MOB NOISES BULLSHIT! CONSTANT. CONSTANT. CONSTANT. CONSTANT.