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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
CEO rushes compliance ahead of an acquisition... we got a $500m offer from OpenAI we got a $500 million dollar offer from OpenAI all that's left is making sure we're enterprise ready Mina is going to be helping us Mina is going to be helping us what is this archaic thing you're bringing? this is our compliance process you insisted we do this ourselves ok let's do this fast I have a 5pm massage make me compliant GDPR GDPR not relevant to us we don't hire Europeans next GDPR is how we treat EU users data what if we just get rid of all of our European clients ISO 27001 we already did ISO no? that was ISO 42001 you're telling me there's 42,000? if it helps our security policies are all right here its open sourced our entire security policies? I told you, anyone with a link can view anonymous wombat who is that? uhhh sometimes it's a crocodile is Jeremy on a our document right now? my whoop age just went up oh no this compliance stuff is really stressing me out he was pre pubescent this morning this wouldn't even be happening if we had just used Vanta it connects all of your existing system it automates all of this and it cuts down 80% of the work we would spend on.. okay fine if Vanta's is going to make my biological whoop age younger then let's just sign up 10% of the deal? what is that $50m? it's a subscription i think it was 10% of the ISO 27001