POV: year 13 Spanish introduces itself

Hi. I'm second year of A-level Spanish. You want to be bilingual? Excellent. Let's discuss regional identity. Please don't worry about your speaking exam. It's just normal conversation in a different language, being recorded. It's really nothing to be concerned about. When you think you've improved, just go and listen to that listening exercise with a grandma speaking through a microwave. Please translate the sentence. But no, not like that. You'll know enough Spanish to discuss climate change, but you won't know enough to discuss that much. Do you know what tense this is? No idea. I hope you enjoy talking about social issues because apparently no one in Spain likes to talk about the weather. We spent two years dodging me. Now please discuss and write a long essay about a film and a book that you barely understood. Best of luck for your upcoming Spanish grammar when you've barely figured out English grammar.