POV: Universities allocating accomodation

Okay, so you've given us four different accommodation choices that you applied to before the deadline. Perfect. We're not going to give you any of those choices. So you've applied for all on-campus accommodation? Okay, so we're going to give you one in the city centre. So you've got to try and be low budget. Great. We're going to give you a studio that you don't want, that's going to cost you an extra 2 grand a year. Congratulations. Okay, so you've been allocated somewhere that you've never actually heard of. You said you wanted a self-catered. How about catered? Just be grateful you've got accommodation because we're having to email a lot of people to defer so.