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When I was younger I used to steal candy from the gas station. I was such a little rebel. There I was stranded in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle with nothing but ten great white sharks surrounding me and with nothing but my bare fists. I killed them all. When I was a kid I used to stay up 10 whole minutes past my bedtime. I was so naughty. I was a part of the greatest US task force ever assembled. We were called Seal Team Six. I used to cheat on my math test and my teachers never found out. I spent 10 years locked up in Alcatraz for war crimes that no man would ever forgive me for. The judge even gave me life in prison. But I escaped. When I was a kid I used to kiss this guy named Johnny at the park after school. I was so rebellious. One time me and my friends decided to do a fun little science experiment. We called it the Manhattan Project.