people who use the "swiping feature" to type

If you are one of those people who type using this "swiping feature" you can genuinely go and fuck yourself. I never knew that people actually use this feature to type. Like bro, how could you possibly be that lazy? Lifting your fingers to reach the other letters is not that fucking hard. I always thought that if you use this feature to type, you are a loaf of fucking bread. And I still think that. I mean, like the only sort of, you know, kind of exception I might be able to make is if you're typing with just one hand, but even then, you are still a fucking moron. The way that I found out that people actually use this method to type on their phones is when I was hanging out with my homeboy the other day and I looked over at his phone and he was swiping to text. I looked at him and nearly slapped the absolute fuck out of him because it's like, bro, tell me one good reason as to why you can't just type like a normal fucking person. I've seen a lot of people online say shit like, oh, well, the swiping method is so much easier and it's so much faster. No, it's fucking not. If anything, half the time it gets the word that you're trying to spell completely wrong. I mean, it might just be the most useless feature that Apple has ever put on the iPhone. I like boys.