Lancashire vs Yorkshire

Lancashire vs Yorkshire I'd call a it bread cake Barm Ahhh noooo BREAD CAKE 😂 Barm BARM BREAD CAKE Barm Barm BREAD CAKE ITS FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER Soccer? Fookin bollocks I won't be friends with anyone if they called it soccer What would you say 'Ey Up' means? if you were to describe the definition but like a nice hello or it's look at this situation 👀 EY UP 👀 yeah yeah like summat's happening your mate's coming back with two pints EY UP EY UP What sauce do you use for a bacon butty? BROWN, without shadow of a doubt All day 'Ow do you cook your bacon? Oven 100 PERCENT Anyone who's frying it on a frying pan needs to go to jail and they need to get changed they need to change the fooking shirt after they finish yeah it's gone everywhere Do you wanna get pissed wrapped in oil and then have a shower? Like frying pan bacon nuhhhh and it goes like that 💦 and curls up and then you're stood there trying to squash it Like that every five seconds no you're alright do you want it perfect? there's methods KNOBHEDS