POV: You're a Northern Englishman trying to communicate in America 😂

if you're from England Or you're from another foreign land that's not America you have to say things absolutely word and tone perfect for em word and tone perfect for em they've got no fookin clue what you're on about they've got no fookin clue what you're on about in American English And you have to spell all words wrong and everything this woman was telling us about an app and Alex goes "what's it called?" and Alex goes "what's it called?" and she just stared at him and I had to translate him saying "what's it called?" to her and then Alex goes "sorry I'm from outer space" and then Alex goes "sorry I'm from outer space" fookin what'd she expect? I don't understand people over here in America me... I don't understand people over here in America me... Well it's the opposite innit?? I don't understand the fact that they don't understand me and all he said was "what's it called?" cause he was interested and she couldn't respond she had no idea what fookin planet I was on she had no idea what fookin planet I was on and she just looked like this she went and she started getting nervous and that and I looked at her and I said "what is the name of the app" and she said "OOOHHH" and she said "OOOHHH"