Help settle this argument...

Help settle this argument. Can you put raw potato in the deep fryer? They'd be fucking raw! Are you kidding? Vegetable oil, some roast veg seasoning on these chips, and I'm going to get them on because they're going to take the longest. I'm going to get a deep fryer. You can't use the deep fryer on raw potato. What? You can't use the deep fryer on raw potato, it doesn't cook. All it does is fry the outside and the inside's still hard. They have to be parboiled. No, that's how you make... You know that the frozen chips are parboiled, yeah? They're not raw. They're not raw potato. No. Mate, I genuinely don't know how you fucking survived prior to meeting me. If I put that in the deep fryer, it'd be fine. They'd be fucking raw! Are you kidding? They'd be fucking raw with crispy on the outside. You're actually taking the piss, honey. I'm not. No, like I'm dead serious. Like if I was... If I was cutting up a potato and then I wanted to... You're not serious. No, I am, babe. All right, well that's done. Can you please get me the air fryer?