Scaring all the booktok people

How can you fold your books? You should never fold your books. What's wrong with you? I raise you one. Not only do I fold my paperback books, look at this shit. So this is a hardback book. That you've never seen this maneuver. I do have two books open right now. I like it. Reading the Whistler by Ann Patchett. It's the superior reading experience. I just hold it like this. So easy. Fins not blowing any pages back and forth. I hold with one hand. Usually hate reading hardback books because it's less comfortable. This has revolutionized the game. Such a better reading experience. You're gonna ruin your books. You're gonna ruin your books. The story is still there. Books are not going anywhere. They're fine. I promise you this is dense copy. It's fine. How could you do that? You're destroying other people's books. I've talked about folding books before and I've gotten comments like that. Use your brain. Use your brain one time maybe. Why would you think that I'm doing this with library books or somebody else's books? Obviously I'm only doing it with my books. My books. I bought these books. They're my books. And I'm not trying to sell my books. I'm gonna keep my books forever. They're my books. So I'm gonna read them how I want to read them. My books are very well loved. My books are used. When I read, when I read, this is how I like to hold my books. I like to hold it with one hand. I like to fold it back. That's like my preferred way of reading. It's my book. I bought it. Why would I not read my book the way I want to read my book? You guys are weird. You book puritans are strange. Why would you care about how somebody else reads their own book? Life is so nice laying on a bench in Central Park with my folded book without some rat in my ear. The Odyssey by Homer. Translated by Emily Wilson. This thing's fine. How could you do that? You're destroying other people's books. I've talked about folding books before and I've gotten comments like that. Use your brain. Use your brain one time maybe. Why would you think that I'm doing this with library books or somebody else's books? Obviously I'm only doing it with my books. My books. I bought these books. They're my books. And I'm not trying to sell my books. I'm gonna keep my books forever. They're my books. So I'm gonna read them how I want to read them. My books are very well loved. My books are used. When I read, when I read, this is how I like to hold my books. I like to hold it with one hand. I like to fold it back. That's like my preferred way of reading. It's my book. I bought it. Why would I not read my book the way I want to read my book? You guys are weird. You book puritans are strange. Why would you care about how somebody else reads their own book? Life is so nice laying on a bench in Central Park with my folded book without some rat in my ear.