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I really would have thought that like ballet flats that not ballet flats but like sandals that turn into heels would have been like more of a thing. I thought there would be more like innovation in technology and certainly for sure. Well, all of us were like, wouldn't it be crazy if like your heel could turn into like I want like robotic like it like goes up? No. It goes up. But um No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hannah, hold on. You do not want one that telescopes, okay? Someone tried that and they would spontaneously collapse because if it's designed to collapse, it's it's going to collapse. When you are walking, twerking, dancing, slaying, right? The amount of pressure coming down on that heel, it's like an elephant. There's a stat about this somewhere. And so the guy that tried this, when you do that, it like spontaneously collapse. Spontaneous spontaneous combustion. That means it has to twist, okay? It has to twist sideways because you never twist sideways while walking, right? But even if you did, even if you did, they're locked in there. They're locked in there three times, actually. What I want is a heel where you press a button to release one of the three locks. You press a button, okay? The heel twists out. Twists out. Not something you can duplicate while walking. If you're normal. Okay, stay with me. The heel and the sole support remove. They're removed. They're done. Gone. Stay with me, Hannah. We put a flat cap in, okay? Covers the little hole. Midsole is made out of sneaker material, so it's flexible, okay? It's also three times more cushioned than any other heel or flat. But most importantly, it is flexible. Lays completely flat under your body weight. Boom. Two shoes in one. But then, what if it's not just two shoes in one, right? What if you can also swap the heels because they come off? So why not? Maybe you're not feeling a stiletto today. You're going to be outside, romping around, living your best life. You're going to be a little topsy-turvy while you're wine tasting. A block is just a little more sturdy and a little more fabulous. Maybe a 4-inch isn't your vibe. That's a little too tall. The man's a little too short. I don't know. I don't know what you're after. Maybe you just want to be comfy. We go down to a three. Ladies, let's recap. Heels that turn to flats. Let you swap the heels. As comfortable as sneakers, without looking like sneakers. Paige, I think you're a girl after my own heart on that. Gigglers, I would literally love to send you some. And also, great idea about the tampons. Let's let's cook that up.