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DONT let anybody sign you up for ANYTHING when you get on campus

@thattgirllriri

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The creator taps into a common anxiety for college students about unsolicited sign-ups and unwanted services, using a relatable and emphatic tone to deliver a clear warning.

Summary

The creator warns new college students not to let anyone sign them up for anything on campus, sharing a personal anecdote about the difficulty of removing herself from an unwanted insurance plan. She emphasizes the importance of only using personal insurance information provided by parents and being wary of unsolicited sign-ups.

Structure

1Warning against signing up for things on campus
2Personal anecdote about unwanted insurance
3Difficulty in removing oneself from the plan
4Advice to use parental insurance information
5Final warning and dismissal

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DONT let anybody sign you up for ANYTHING when you get on campus

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DONT let anybody sign you up for ANYTHING when you get on campus. Do not let these people who be walking on your campus sign you up for shit. They really piss me off. Like, who the fuck? Do you know that they sign you up for health insurance? Bitch, how the fuck you get my information? I didn't give it to you. What the fuck? This mind you, all I told this man was no, I have my own insurance. My, you know, I got this, I got that. Bitch, why are you filling shit out? No. Go. This to all the fucking staff and whoever the fuck allows these people to come onto our campus and scam your students. Like, oh, sign up for this, sign up for that. Bitch, no. Y'all know I'm still battling with these people. Like, bro, it took me six months to remove them, like, remove me off their, like, insurance plan or whatever. And I'm like, bro, I didn't even sign up for this. I don't even know how y'all got my information. Don't sign no shit. Listen to what your mama say. Get the papers, get your insurance stuff that your mama gives you. Don't give these people your damn name. Goodbye. I have to go to class. You have five minutes. No, I don't even got one. Bye.