"what should i ask my roommate?"

Girl, do you have a boyfriend? If so, how often do you plan on him coming over? Hey girl, do you sleep loud? Do you snore? Like, what is your sleeping look like? Hey girl, how often do you think we should clean the dorm? Hey girl, do you stay out late or do you be going to get up early? What we doing? This sounds nosy as fuck, but these are questions that need to be fucking answered. Look girl, I know we're roommates and everything and I like you, okay, we cool, but we gotta sit down and ask these questions and have a conversation like real grown women, real grown adults, okay? Girls, sit down, let's ask these questions one on one. This is how the fuck you start a conversation with your fucking roommate, ho. Stop being scary, stop being that person. No, bitch. This is, we're grown. I'm sorry. You don't live by yourself, we're grown. So, answer. Now. That's how me and my first roommate talked to each other, low key, when we first like, was roommates, because y'all be scared to ask these questions to your roommate, but it's like, when the bitch do some shit that you're not cool with, you gonna be looking crazy. She gonna be looking crazy, and then it might be a little beef, you know? And you don't want that. You don't want to be that person. You know what I mean? I feel like things like this could be avoided if we just had a real conversation and tell the fucking truth. Don't say, "I'm the cleanest bitch on earth." Bitch, you're dirty.