Breaking Bear. What can I say?

Breaking Bear. What can I say? It's not for kids. The show is not for kids. Do not watch it with your kids. So let me break it down for you. This is my review, spoilers if you ain't seen it. If you still here, that ain't my problem. They just dropped the first two episodes. I told you guys about this already. It's on Tubi for free. Bro, they drop a new episode every Friday. Anyways. So let's think of Breaking Bad but with bears. With bears, okay? So it's about these black bears that are in the forest and it's two brothers and one sister. The older brother, he is in hibernation, but he always oversleeps. He has this shit for humans, porn and shit. And he wakes up, little freaky parts and shit like that. I can't describe too much because it's the internet. But, um, he's doing some weird shit. Okay, anyways. His sister tells him shit is different. You always oversleep and I ain't even get a chance to sleep and she been up for a while. Anyways, she tells him that shit is different. They're taking oil out the ground and shit and this just don't look the same no more. So we got to figure out how we're going to eat. So they start looking around trying to figure out how they're going to eat and they stumble on this cabin. The cabin got food and shit, not knowing that that is the, uh, that is somebody's house out there, okay? He's home, but he calls the Rangers. The Rangers come. When they come, the bears think the Rangers are nice, but they're not. So when they go to the door, the Rangers electrocute them, they bear spray them, all type of shit. The Rangers is like, I'm the new Ranger of the forest. And instead of the animals being top of the food chain, the humans are going to be top of the food chain. So what they do is, their punishment is they drop, uh, do-do in the bear's house. It looks disgusting. And then they take them deep, deep, deep into the forest to the wolf territory. And the wolves and the bears don't get along. So when they get there, y'all got to see it, bro. I don't want to give y'all too much, but when they get there, some shit happen and the, uh, wolves try to pack them out, try to fight them. So the bears get away. When they get away, they stumble on this, uh, this camper. And it's, uh, it's the White and Pinkman from Breaking Bad. Stay with me, okay? So they go in there, they stealing rotisserie chicken, and one of the, the bears, the little brother, he's like, I need some salt. He gets the drugs and puts it on the chicken. He bites it, it makes him fucking trip out and shit. Then Pinkman chases them down like, y'all stealing my drugs. He chases them down, he tried to kill the little brother. The bears ain't never ate human flesh before. Long story short, he bites the guy, he gets a taste of, a taste of human flesh, and shit go left from there. Y'all got to check it out, bro. Once again, it's not for kids. Do not watch it with kids. This is an adult cartoon. They be doing some fucking in this shit and fucking sucking and all that. I'm just saying. I'm just saying I had to tell you. I had to let you know. I know. I know. Okay. But anyways. All right, y'all. Check it out.