DARE YOU

DARE YOU DARE YOU DARE YOU TURN AROUND AND COME HOME I pulled over what's going on I'm trapped What do you mean you're trapped This fucking thing is holding me hostage in the sunroom Are you serious right now I couldn't be more serious Gary It's literally staring me down And I think it has fucking fangs Michelle you know you're bigger than that spider I guess Gary I don't think I'm making myself clear I can't turn around for a damn spider I'll be late You're gonna have to eat it step over it or squish it What no You have to come home Listen to me Take a deep breath You are 5 foot one and that spider is about an inch and a quarter I'm pretty sure you win Holy fucking shit Did you do it I ran under the coffee table Gary Okay so you're good now I am not good That little beastie runs really fast and now I don't know where it is We're gonna have to move unless you come home and deal with that thing I can tell you You can take on a bitch double your size but you can't take on a little spider Yes Come home Oh no