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I took a real autism test. Uh not like a Buzzfeed one where it's like you're a Hufflepuff with autism. Like nothing. You know what I mean? And I didn't like what the score was. I don't even care what significant traits means. Cause it's a broad spectrum. I'll show you. There's a one section of this test that was strongly agree to strongly disagree. And the first question was, you'd rather be alone than in a large group of people. And it's like, strongly agree. I think most people strongly agree. I don't wanna be in a large group of people if I can be chopping it up alone. Strongly agree. And then the second question was, you didn't wear jeans until you were 14 years old because the texture kept making you cry and you couldn't stop biting kids. So your mom always had to pick you up. And it's like, yeah dude, we all did that. Strongly agree. Right? Like. And then the third question was, so instead of jeans, you wore one pair of slacks for 14 years, but not until your mom sewed elastic in the cuffs. And you were like, Mom, I need it like that so my shoe is tight and my sock is tight. And then the elastic on the cuffs is tight. And then this is tight with a woven belt. And you wear a turtleneck every day and tuck that in. It's tight, tight, tight, tight. And I walk around going, force field, force field, force field, force field, force field, force field. But it's like, dude, strongly agree. Right? Boys will be boys. Like that's what we do.