I'm here for my ADHD assessment.

Actual footage of my ADHD assessment I'm here for my ADHD. Assessment. You're 45 minutes late. Yeah, sorry. There was like a ton of traffic. I forgot it was today. That's okay. Let's review your answers to the questionnaire I sent over. Didn't do it. Okay, let's just dive in then. Uh, question one. Where are your sunglasses? I don't know. And when was the last time you did know? 2017. Okay. Are you thirsty? Yes. Do you have water? Got it. Will you drink it? Nope. What was that noise? A reminder for you to wish my best friend a happy birthday today. 2 months ago. And you forgot? For the 7th year in a row. And how many times have they forgotten yours? 0. Which makes you feel like a terrible friend, even though your friends are super important to me. And when was the last time you started a new hobby? This morning. Pottery or pizza making? Pottery. Say more. So that I can make custom plates on which to put my homemade pizza. And your pizza oven has been outside for 3 years filled with cobwebs and you are too afraid to clean it? Have you ever kept a plant alive? No. How many amazing ideas do you have on a given day? Between 1 and 3 hundred thousand. And how many of them do you execute? Pass. And finally, if you were the star of an action movie where the fate of humanity hinged on Your ability to send a thank you card. It would end with everybody dead. Perfect score.