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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
In 2014, a man told Obama not to touch his girlfriend while he was voting in the midterms. "Mr. President, don't touch my girlfriend." You know, I uh... Did he just say that? I really wasn't planning on it. I am sorry, please excuse him. Now, there's an example of a brother just embarrassing you for no reason. Just embarrassing. Just for no reason whatsoever. I knew he was going to say something smart, but I didn't know what he was going to say. And now, you'll be going back home, talking to your friends about, “I cannot believe- What's his name? Mike. “I can't believe Mike, he is such a fool!” He really is. “I was just mortified!” Mike: She's having a conversation with the president, so... “Fortunately the president was nice about it..." I am freaking out right now. So it was all right. Thank you so much. Ah, it's alright. Mike seems like a decent guy. He's a decent guy. This is not happening, this really isn't. Yeah. You give me a kiss and give him something to talk about. Now you're really jealous. Take care of you.