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whatever a man eater is I'm the exact opposite. I am so fucking stupid when it comes to guys, okay? And my sweet roommate reminded me the other day of one of my encounters with a man, okay? And it's keeping me up at night. Naturally, I have to share it with the entire internet instead. So let me set the scene for you guys. It's the last month of college, okay? And I'm like, look Simone, like, leave it all out there on the floor. Game time decisions are happening and I need you to make one. Me and my friend were out at the bars and I see a kid I go to school with. And I'm like, oh, like, he's cute. You know? We go home together. We both kind of stare at each other because we're like, oh, there's still a month of college left, but like, do you actually want to do this or not? You know what I mean? And it was silent. And I have a problem where I cannot handle silence. So all I could say was, hugs. And then I proceeded to see him after this, okay? Because we still had a month of college left. I hope he's doing well. I hope he's having a great summer. He just kind of looked at me and then we fist bumped. And he laughed. And I still proceeded to see him. Hugs. And I still proceeded to see him. What the fuck? I hope he's doing well. I hope he's having a great summer.
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