I'm telling yall right now

I'm telling yall right now when I get married and I have kids GO ASK YA MAMA don't come and ask me nothing I've come to terms a long time ago my wife is not gonna be normal in fact y'all know that saying "there's plenty of fish in the sea" my wife is gonna bully the other fishes that's a piranha and rightfully so cause between us do I look normal no you can be honest DO I LOOK NORMAL my job as a father and husband is to protect and provide with the occasional whoopings cause I'm gonna tell you right now Rufus The III is gonna be a menace to society anything else go ask her I don't wanna get in trouble Dad can I go Lindsay's house ask your mother Dad can I have an extra piece of ice cream cake go ask your mother Dad I broke Mom's favorite vase Nicaragua or the Grand Canyon you pick I'm not staying in this house that's a safety hazard we're not doing that "but shouldn't you be wearing the pants in the relationship?" listen here let me tell yall something you've clearly never been around a woman Number 2 my wife will be deciding which pair of pants she decided to give me I got you you want money I got you you want a ride I got you if there's a decision that has to be made she has to be present because I am not gonna get hurt again even my dad the other day wanted to go on a fishing trip and went up to my mother like a high school kid that just get grounded and said like I won't be back that late you're talking about a 6'2 340 pound individual if he's scared what makes you think I SHOULDN'T BE