How To Split The Bill Like A Gentleman

How's it going? Yeah, bro, we could just split it down the middle. What, bro? Bro, you ordered most everything on here. All I got was a burger and fries. What you mean you used to order at my grandma's house? We ain't got none to say about that. You can't be serious. So who's gonna pay? Gentlemen should never bicker or argue over the bill, especially in front of the waitress. This signals status anxiety over money in front of a stranger. Instead, this is with composed and unbothered energy. And here are three ways that you can do that. Hey, bro, had a really great dinner and you could have just taking care of what we actually ordered individually? Yeah, that's fair bro, I got that. I can do that. Number one, you can acknowledge that it was a mutual hangout, want to split the bill evenly down the middle. That way you do this before the food even shows up. You know what, Trey, bro? And by the you out, Oh, man, I appreciate that, bro. Much love, man. I got you on the next one, bro. Ruth's Chris? Hey sir. Number two, if you invited one of your friends out, it's always cool to grab the bill yourself with no discussion. This is a boss move, and it's always good to treat the people that you love. Hey, bro, I'll just go ahead and pay for it and just Venmo me afterwards, for sure. I got you, I can do that. Number three, if your friend has ordered significantly more than you, it's always cool to go ahead and cover the bill and just tell them to Venmo you their half afterwards. That way there's no awkwardness when the bill comes and you guys can discuss it later like gentlemen.