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RIGHT HERE IS SPLIT This right here is why I refuse to split the full bill was $400 and he only wanted to pay $13. NO, I'M ONLY PAYING I only pay for what I got. BUT WHY NOT JUST SALAD. AT? I DON'T EAT BIG GIRL, JUST CASH APP. LOOK, LISTEN, I'M JUST GONNA- FOR THE I'm gonna pay for the bill, y'all just cash out, you just cash out. JUST, LIKE- I'LL CASH RIGHT, A PROBLEM. AND I GOT A SALAD. BUT BRO, THAT'S JUST SILLY. LIKE- I ONLY SALAD BRO, SPLITTING IT BETWEEN 10 BIG BITCHES. ONE, TWO, FIVE, SIX, EIGHT, BUT LISTEN, IT'S ONLY- I'M NOT DOING THAT $60, THOUGH, THAT'S NOT GONNA BE FAIR BECAUSE IF SPEND, LIKE, ONLY 13 FOR YOURS, LEAVE US WITH YOU'RE WHEN WE THE SAME PRICE. NO, YOU PAY FOR WHAT BUT WE ALL HERE NO, WHAT I GOT. SEE, THIS IS WHY GROUP DINNERS ARE FINANCIALLY DANGEROUS. BECAUSE SOMEBODY ALWAYS ORDERS A $19 SALAD AND SOMEHOW LEAVES PAYING $60 FOR SOMEBODY ELSE'S NOW, TAIL. ETIQUETTE SAYS SPLIT THE BILL, BUT MY THAT SAYS ABSOLUTELY THE HELL NOT, AND APPARENTLY SO DID HIS SALAD. PROBLEM. 74% of Americans say celebrating life's big moments interferes with their financial well-being, Achieve survey finds SAY THAT THEY DURING SITUATIONS, AND ABOUT ONE IN FOUR HAVE LITERALLY GONE INTO JUST TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THEIR FRIENDS, ALL BECAUSE NOBODY ALL I GOT WAS THE SALAD." LISTEN, ORDER SALAD OVER HERE ORDERS FAJITAS, QUESO, IS NOT EVENLY DISTRIBUTED. AND OH MY SOUL, OF Y'ALL GET OFF RUN IT UP. HERMAN... SPORT? FULL-BLOWN OF THE SITUATION, AROUND PERPLEXED, AND HOODWINKED AS TO WHY EVERYONE ELSE IS MAD. SERIOUSLY, KEEP YOUR ASS AT HOME OR PORTION, PAY YOUR PORTION, BECAUSE I REALLY AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW YOUR CONSCIENCE IS JUST COOL WITH THE SIN THAT YOUR EYES AND STOMACH HAVE JUST COMMITTED. RULE IF YOU GO OUT WITH FRIENDS, EITHER ASK THE CHECKS OR MAKE IT CLEAR HITS THE TABLE IS GOING TO BE BECAUSE THE MOMENT SHOWS UP, EVERYBODY SUDDENLY FORGETS HOW MATH WORKS, AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SALAD $60 AND MILD RESENTMENT FRIENDS MOVING BUT COMMENT YOUR SPLITTING OR ARE YOU PAYING JUST FOR YOURS? AND 'CAUSE I AIN'T YOU'VE BEEN HEALED!