Seven Brew, we need to talk because what the heck are these?

Seven Brew, we need to talk because what the heck are these? I found these energies in Walmart, so they had Pink Mermaid, Nightshade, and of course, Ocean Breeze. To do a proper taste test, I thought it was only fair to actually go to 7 Brew and get the actual drink. Today I'm trying the Pink Mermaid. It has 114 milligrams of caffeine. One call out, these are all sugar-free, but I like 7 Brew's sugar-free drinks, and I don't like sugar-free drinks. Moment of truth. These are really freaking spot on. That is kind of crazy. I kind of feel like I wasted my money on this one. I do feel like this one has a little bit more watermelon to it, but that could just be how my barista made it. So, these are really spot on. I think it's probably 95% of the way there, that it's close enough that I don't know if I would run to 7 Brew to actually pick up a Pink Mermaid. If you can find these, definitely, definitely recommend trying. Now I'm trying to decide if it's a waste of money to actually go to 7 Brew and pick up the real thing of the Nightshade and the Ocean Breeze, but for science, I think we have to. Come back for part two and three.