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What it's like being a girl dad? I'm 6'1, 200 pounds and I have zero control. None. No power. You think you're tough until a six-year-old looks at your outfit and says, "Are you really gonna wear that?" Oh fuck. Negotiating with a girl makes international diplomacy look like a minor misunderstanding. Don't have to worry about home security anymore. The Barbies gonna fuck you up, dude. Oh my god. I'm no longer the man of the household. I'm an unpaid butler. What happened? I'm seriously living in a world where everything is either really, really cute or an absolute catastrophe. I can't. I literally run on patience, coffee, and pink bows. I have a certificate for advanced detangling of hair. Why is that? I get culinary reviewed every single day and I currently hold zero stars. Like the level of sass packed into a 3-foot little girl should be studied by international... I don't understand. It's not that bad.