Walmart Book Section

It is Tuesday. We're in Walmart. Let's see what new books they got. We have the special edition of Book Lovers by Emily Henry. Ooh, even though I didn't love the book, I do love the edges. Ooh, what's this? Trad Wife by Michelle Brandon. Behind every perfect wife is a secret that could shatter it all. I'm gonna throw it in the cart. Finally, in Walmart, the Poison Daughter by Sheila Masterson. Oh, baby, I've been here nothing but great things about this. Throw it in the cart. We got this big back bitch right here. He Who Fights With Monsters Book 1 by Travis Deverell, writing as ShirTaloon. Oh, I seen this in Barnes and Noble like a week ago. This is huge. We have the paperback version of Rose & In Chains by Julie Soto. Ooh, look at that artwork and the cover. Throw it in the cart. Sinister by Veronica Lancet. This looks gorgeous. And I believe it's like a bully romance, forced proximity with a golden boy and an outcast. Throw it in the cart. Immortal Rose by Alexandra Bracken. Ooh, honey, throw it in the cart. I'm not sure if this is new, but Brain Damage by Freida McFadden. The Calamity Club from Kathryn Stockett, she wrote the bestseller The Help. This is another thick girl. What you got to say? That Night. Life can change or end in an instant. This may not be new, but it's new in my book section. That night. Life can change or end in an instant. Okay. Stolen in Death by J.D. Robb. Revenge comes at a deadly price. Baby, throw it in the cart. A Bargain So Bloody by Vasilisa Drake. I've been dying to actually take this home with me, baby. I think I think it's time. Once Upon a Demon's Heart by K.M. Moronova. Now I told y'all about Once Upon a Demon's Heart by K.M. Moronova, but baby, Once Written In Gilded Blood is finally on the shelf. In a kingdom built on fragile peace, love may be the most dangerous vow of all. Throw it in the cart. Some of you guys were saying you didn't know Under the Oak Tree had a graphic version. Let me show you. Yeah, baby, and it's graphic. They're hunching in the dark, but you get the picture.