discontinued snacks that i mourn to this day:

These are discontinued snacks that I mourn to this day. First up, Yogos. You remember Yogos? It's actually been so long I almost don't remember what these taste like. But they were these chewy little yogurt balls. And come to find out, they're not even made with real yogurt. You think I care? Next, the Kellogg's decided to craft something even remotely similar to a Yogo, give me. Next, we're going to Kraft Mac n Cheese crackers. These were rocking the grocery store shelves when I was around seven years old. Once I was seven years old. And the grocery store had some Kraft Mac n Cheese crackers I could crunch on. Put that on my ass. Anyway, this specifically takes me back to being in my aunt and uncle's car eating a mix of flavors of Mac n Cheese crackers in a ziplock bag. There was like a white cheddar flavor, a sharp cheddar flavor, a biggie cheese flavor. They were so good. I had them all the time. And I don't even know when they discontinued them. It might have been before 2010, honestly. It's been a really long time. I'm just gonna say Smoothie Mix Skittles. And I know they brought them back, technically. In the smoothies form. They didn't taste the same though. They tasted way more chemically. And yeah, I was like five when these were out. But I still remember that they tempered with the formula. I'll call the law. I'm going to do a drink this time. A drink break. You remember the Diet Coke Blueberry Açai? All the flavors. But specifically the Blueberry Açai one. I actually got so sick of this. I was drinking them so much. I think for my physical health, it was good that they discontinued these. But just for one more sip. One more sip. Oh mama. And finally, we're going Trix Yogurt. Now, correct me if I'm wrong. I think they brought this back as bluey yogurt. And they might have done something for the Super Mario Galaxy movie. But as far as I know, I have not seen these in a long time. And I ate this shit out of these. Trix yogurt invented colors that God didn't even know about in the swirls. That can't be healthy. But come on, they're kids. What do you think they're gonna eat real yogurt made from real fruit? No. Trix yogurt got real cozy with my lunchbox and even cozier in my mouth. And I actually, the only reason I talked about this was because I wanted to tell a story. One time, I went to the emergency room because I felt like I couldn't swallow or breathe. Turns out I just was having a panic attack. But I remember the doctor telling me to eat plenty of yogurt. And I asked him, I was like, seven. Can I eat Trix yogurt? And he goes, No.