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Why can't we FaceTime 911? Like bro, stop describe the crime. I'll just fucking show you. I genuinely have evidence right here in fucking 4K, 60 FPS. We can have this shit wrapped up in like a couple of fucking minutes, but you insist on me calling you. The same thing goes for texting. I just text 911. Do you not understand how much easier that shit would be? Like if someone breaks into my house, what am I gonna do? I mean, call you and reveal my location? That's the stupidest shit you could possibly do. If they ever give us the ability to call 911, hopefully it's not using Xfinity, because that shit is fucking ass. If you guys have ever used Xfinity before, you guys should go and visit and submit a claim to moneypilot.com, which is a website that helps you earn money from class action lawsuits. And you should see if you're eligible to join other Xfinity users and earn up to $150 from this open lawsuit against Xfinity. In all seriousness though, I seriously don't understand why this, like, it can't be that hard to implement. It might be a little bit inconvenient, you know, people might misuse it at times, or maybe the signal is bad sometimes, that. I mean, so many people. What do you want me to do if I get stabbed and my lung gets fucking punctured? I mean, genuinely, what the fuck do you want me to do? Describe what happened? I can't fucking breathe. I don't wanna have to relay to you over the phone and communicate with you using the fucking pigeon on my arm. We need a better form of communication, bro.