Pov: that one teacher that lets her students fart in class

This is our fart corner. If you have to fart, simply walk over here, let it rip away from the books because we don't want them to get musty. Take about three to five seconds. Grab the air freshener, make sure it's spread all around and walk back to your seat. No one will make fun of you. And you don't have to ask for permission. Now, time for silent reading. Shh. Shh. I think there's been a toxic leak. We're going to like, uh, evacuate. New rule: if you know your farts are going to smell, come to the gas station. Take the fart jar. Fart into the jar and close it tight and go back to your seat. If you have to go number two, take those two fingers, raise them high to the sky, wave them around so everyone can see. And I know that you need permission to poop. There are no stupid questions. But if your question is stupid, you will come to the front and wear this dunce cap and you will sit on the stool for everyone to see.