WHAT'S THE MATTER?

What's the matter? Our toys are a little too difficult for you, huh? A little harder than just being on your iPad? Try to play with a game that we had when we were kids. Not that hard. Cause we didn't play with iPads back then. We were outside playing with dangerous toys. Um, bruv, As a fellow millennial parent, uh, who gave their kid the iPad? Where did the iPad come from? I'm sorry, Millennial, the millennial council, like, rejects your status. Please leave your Princess Diana, beanie baby and your Dunkaroos at it'll be 20 lashes with that. Your ankle for this bad behaviour. Mocking your child for your bad parenting choices is such a boomer vibe. Like, that's what they did to us now. They called us like the participation awards generation. Us the participation awards then? Who were the adults in the room, Susan? You're blaming, you're clearly small child for spending too much time on the iPad and not enough time outside. Here's a novel idea. You could parent your child. Parent your child. I know, crazy! You could go outside and introduce them to trees and outdoor fun. And tell you, just mocked your child to the entire internet for not knowing how to do something immediately. How about they now film you playing their iPad games? I'm sure that you will do great. Sure you're gonna nail it, Dad.