LET ME GET

Let me get out of anything brought back from the early 2000s. Y'all picked gauchos and purity culture. You could have brought back these MacBooks, these phones, Kudos, but no, no, no, you decided. You know who has some good ideas? The Puritans. They have a track record of good judgement. I'm sorry this is so upsetting cause we worked so hard to defeat this monster. A retired freakazoid. I'm monogamous, I'm my husband and I go to bed at ten PM after we've had our sleepy time tea. I will, I will go into find my old Hot Topic outfits and go outside and make bad choices. It takes to defeat the no fun Godzilla again. We all contorted ourselves into so many wrong positions to bury this freaking demon book in the ground. Hookup culture has got some massive problems to it. What you all is an ancient evil. So, Millennials, know your back hurts, but uh, you gotta get some. We gotta go back out into our fishnet tops and not allow Death Star 2.0 to gain more power. Figure out a way to contribute. Corset, hand out Gatorade, get creative. We all have our part to play. And do some Millennials. Take your aspirin, put Lost on in the background to set the mood and go be weird. You to, um, activate those neck muscles again. Go to