How to make vlogs that will capture attention

I believe I have a degree in vlogging and I'm gonna give you my system of things that I do so that my vlogs can be successful. Vlogs are the only type of content that I do and I'm very sure that they're gonna do well. Even if I do the most boring, the most random vlog, I'm sure it can do well. And I'm gonna give you a system of how to make successful vlogs. Number one, 0.5 to 1 second clips. Don't extend that. Ensure your clips are 0.5 seconds, mostly 0.5 seconds or to 1 second clips. Show us different angles. Number one, 0.5. Number two, 80 voice over. If you can speak in the camera, just speak briefly. But make sure 80% of it is voice over. If you can speak in the camera, just speak briefly. But make sure 80% of it is voice over. Number three, storytelling. Don't tell us what we're seeing. Don't tell us what we're seeing. Now here I was washing utensils. Now here I was doing what? Give us a story. Give us a story. Even if you're telling us something that happened, make sure that story is engaging. If I see your vlog, I'm gonna be washing my dishes. That's something very basic. But you're telling me a story of how maybe your mama for work and did you and now you have to be washing these clothes. I will listen to that story. That's how you make your vlogs interesting and that's how you make your vlogs killer. And if you're an interesting person, if you're a very interesting person and do things on a daily basis, please consider start vlogging and use that system and it will work out for you very well. I don't do vlogs because I'm not an interesting person. I wish I was an interesting person because God, I would be rich. I would be rich. I wish I was an interesting person.