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Percy Jackson Hera, materializing in Cabin 3: I have waited far too long for you to take the initiative yourself. So I am here to expedite the process. Percy: Hera, you better be very careful as to what your next words are to me because the last time you tried to expedite a process, you kidnapped me and wiped my memory. What do you want and why did you just appear in my cabin? Hera: Bygones, child. Bygones. But I am here to assist in the process of you and Annabeth's girl's wedding. Leave it to a man to be so far behind the curve on such a momentous occasion. Percy, who's been waiting for this moment: Oh, behind the curve. Don't think that you have to worry about that. Me and Annabeth have discussed marriage at length. Hera: Superb. Let's get right into the planning, of course, I will be in charge. Percy, way too happy to drop this bombshell: Yeah, we've decided that we're just not gonna get married. Hera: Of course, we do provided by I'm sorry. What did you say, young man? Percy, beyond smug: Yeah, we decided that after all the literal hell you put us through, that just despite you, we're never gonna officially get married. Hera, speechless: What? You must. You must. Percy, going for maximum collateral damage: Yep, we decided that we're gonna go to college together, and after that, hopefully get a house together, start a family and grow all together. And then one fateful day when the fates finally decide to snip our strings. Go down to Elysium together. And all of that without ever giving you the satisfaction of officially getting married. Hera: Oh, you are an vindictive child. Percy: Runs in the family. Dot net auntie.