5 Signs You Are NOT the "One who got away"

Here are some signs you are not the one who got away. You know, the one that he fumbled. So many of us walk around in this delusional bubble, thinking that he's still thinking about me all the time. If you've done any of these things, trust me, you are not the one who got away. Sorry to break it to you, honey. You made it. Number two, you did not leave silently. If you were the girl who wrote him the fucking sonnet, the haiku, the fucking Harry Potter novel of why you guys should be together, whatever, whatever it is, okay? If you did not leave silently, quietly, without a fucking peep, you're not the one who got away. You got closure in the end, you never could be the one who got away, for being honest. He got closure and therefore he said, okay. You are not the one who got away. You are his dodo. I think this is for you never held him accountable. If a man never has a reason to say, damn, I should have changed that behavior. She told me about that. Why didn't I do that? You're not the one who got away. You begged, you pleaded, you wanted to get between his legs and therefore he said, okay. You are not the one who got away. You begged, you pleaded, you wanted to get between his legs and therefore he said, okay. You are not the one who got away. He's over it. He's not the one who got away. He made the decision. It is when the man does not make the decision when he's kind of like, blindsided that he feels like he's got away. He has closure on the situation because he's already done all of the steps to be over it. He literally probably hates you. You're not the one who got away. The woman who did the absolute opposite of everything I just listed will always be the one who got away. He always thinks I fumbled. Does this make sense? Yeah, pretty much. A lot of you guys do this and then like, have this in your mind. I'm the one who got away. He loves me. He's always gonna love me. No, baby. No. Just no.