You have a lot of people in your phone,

You have a lot of people in your phone, which is great for Send to All. Yes. And you have done what I do, which is, you have details of who people are, like, "Jodie Cleaner." Yeah. And you also have... "Emma Laser Vagina." Oh, my god, babs. I feel that, that feels like you. Maybe babs. Babs. There you go. "Oh, my god, babs." Are you an exclamation mark user? Yes, yes, I am. Go on, bang one of them in. Do you do that thing where you write exclamation mark after every sentence, and then look at it and go, I can't go every sentence. No, I would just put it there, 'cause it's an, "Oh, my god." That is a moment, isn't it? "Oh, my God, babs." This is a bit of a weird one. That sounds like you already. Would you say that? It actually sounds just like me, yeah. I downloaded an app, that records you talking in your sleep. I just listened back and I scream out your name repeatedly until the end when I let out a massive fart which woke me up. Oh, god! Well, I can't take the blame for the second half of your dream, but glad to know I'm always on your mind, babes. Oh, no! "See you on Friday, or tonight in your dreams." This is a little bit awkward, because this is from somebody called "Charlene Hairdresser." Not part of your glam squad? I just use Charlene when you're not available. So, Charlene... Oh, no, what she said? It says, "You're calling out to me in your sleep to come help you sort out your hair." There it is. None of these people look like you. Just, and go to the black girl, there. I would do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is the perfect... That's really good. No, just leave it like that. Okay, shall we send that? Let's start with your TV husband. No, Dermot? Oh, no! That's so embarrassing. Dermot O'Leary. So, he started with one word, which is all on its own, isolated. What was it? "Yikes." Well, I can't take the blame for the second half of your dream, but glad to know I'm always on your mind, babes. Oh, my goodness. Hope you didn't reveal... And she has said, "...Our little secret." By the way, pardon you, windy bum. That's obviously something she says at work quite a lot. Oh, pardon you, windy bum. Joe Lycett is completely mad. He has said, "You've got good taste, bab. Also, say hello to Michael McIntyre. And then he sent that... Eamonn Holmes! Very simple, straight to the point. "It's obviously sexual. Frustrated desire, and who could blame you?" She hasn't replied, has she? Oh, yes she has. Here we go...