How to pee Standing Up

okay so basically I'm gonna lift my dress up here PART 2 So basically I'm gonna lift my dress up here I'm gonna pull sorry these give me some serious camel toe PART 2 I'm gonna pull sorry these give me some serious camel toe not mean to flash you guys PART 2 but I'm gonna pull that down PART 2 so for anyone that doesn't know PART 2 I recently moved into my car PART 2 this is a Volkswagen Beetle PART 2 and I've been living in it full time for just over a month PART 2 and I'm just doing things to try to make myself PART 2 and my existence in here more comfortable PART 2 I feel like a female urination device is going to be essential for me PART 2 cause sometimes like I have to pop a squat somewhere PART 2 you know PART 2 and it's like oh my goodness PART 2 I hope no one's there although PART 2 I have learned a couple PART 2 different techniques from people of better ways to pop a squat here PART 2 I'll show you one so one of my girlfriends was an Uber driver PART 2 uh for a little while and like in the city and stuff like that PART 2 it was like difficult to find a bathroom sometimes PART 2 and she told me you can kind of like PART 2 sit on the edge of your car with a skirt or something PART 2 lean forward have your thing covering you and just kind of look around PART 2 and no one's really gonna expect you to be going to the bathroom PART 2 I mean honestly PART 2 you could even do that technique on something like that PART 2 Also I have been known to pop a squat like I went PART 2 I was in San Francisco one time and I had to go to the bathroom so bad PART 2 there was no bathroom I kept looking looking PART 2 I went to a hotel a big freaking hotel oh PART 2 they had no freaking bathroom PART 2 I had to go pop a squat in their uh PART 2 parking lot because it was like I had to go PART 2 you know what I mean and in instances like that PART 2 you're just all exposed cause you're a female PART 2 if you're a dude it's super easy so bring on the dude status PART 2 you know what I'm saying and another thing for me in particular PART 2 I cook food outside all the time with my little propane stove now PART 2 and it's like PART 2 sometimes things take a long time and I'm like busting for a pee PART 2 but I don't wanna leave the flame PART 2 you know what I mean and if I'm in the nature and it's easy PART 2 I could just walk over a freaking bush PART 2 water a freaking bush