What your college school bag says about you

What your college school bag says about you. This is what your college school bag says about you. If you have Longchamps Le Pliage, you are basically this meme. "You'll never find someone like me." There's a strong correlation between the color you pick for this bag and your college major, which is probably Econ or Poly Sci. And honestly, kudos to you because you're the only one doing anything on the group project. Who knows? But this city girly, she will not touch the group project or Greek life or anything school related for that matter. You are ready to tap out the second you step foot on campus. Final boss superiority complex is a graffiti toned or two-toned Balenciaga City. Chloe Paddington? A 2000s classic. You strike me as more of a hard worker than a chill guy. You don't ruffle feathers, you don't cause problems, you're the self-proclaimed floater with friends across every single friend group because you refuse to be categorized. You have an enviable nervous system. If you live in the States, you own this bag, you are a niche warrior. You just wanted something stylish and not obviously designer, but you still wanted it to be priced like a pretty legit bag. College was always about the top house, which means that you either go to a Southern or a West Coast state school. If you have this color, you probably get mugged by all the orange and burgundy wearers. You rationalize to yourself that this one has more staying power. But this whole argument is moot if this is fake, which it probably is. So on to the next. You're a fashion girly, you picked form over function, which is why you carry your laptop or iPad in your hand. Yo, you're just cosplaying a really hot British prep school boy who doesn't own a backpack. You're not mad about it. Try as you might to hide it, girly is gunning for that 4.0 and may or may not have the capacity to screw someone over for a leg up.