I’m sorry, but once your bowels enter the competition, the competition is OVER.

I'm sorry, but once your bowels enter the competition, the competition is OVER. Winning cannot possibly be this important. Would you have kept going? I saw that Hyrox video with the woman's bowels clocked out before she did. She kept going and she won that competition. Not because she literally shitting on all of the competition. But this is my problem though. At some point it stopped being about perseverance and started being a public health emergency. Because why was she still competing? Touching equipment, running around, leaving little biological crumbs like Hansel and Gretel. Then where were the officials who were supposed to be running this competition? Because the minute somebody's intestines enter the competition as an additional participant, the competition is OVER. It's not good sportsmanship. That's nasty. For real, for real, if I was competing against her, I would have just accepted the loss. Because forget first place, I'm about to catch a charge. You are not fickle. A fecal matter your way to a trophy while the rest of us are dodging we in Mario Kart. Some victories ain't worth it.