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and if you thought that the story of the girl that fucking sharted her pants at the hyrox event couldn't get worse, it actually does because now I'm fucking invested. I looked it up and I'm thinking in my head that she probably sharted like in the last five, 10 minutes of the race. Not that that makes it any better that you kept competing and that these motherfuckers let you continue. Besides that, she she sharted on herself halfway through. So she did another like 30, 35 minutes of the event, which shit down her fucking leg. Imagine if I just took a Barry's class and then I'm like, oh fuck, I sharted. Let me keep running on the treadmill. Let me go sit on the bench. Let me lift a couple more fucking weights. And then also like her winning. I want to hear from the people that were next to her and near her because like, did y'all not win because she smelled so fucking bad and there was shit on the floor and shit on all the fucking things near you? Because I would have slowed down. I would have stopped. I don't know what I would have done. But I wouldn't have fucking kept going right behind a bitch that has shit on her booty. I'm thinking if I just took a Barry's class and then I'm like, oh fuck, I sharted. Let me keep running on the treadmill. Let me go sit on the bench. Let me lift a couple more fucking weights. And then also like her winning. I want to hear from the people that were next to her and near her because like, did y'all not win because she smelled so fucking bad and there was shit on the floor and shit on all the fucking things near you? Because I would have slowed down. I would have stopped. I don't know what I would have done. But I wouldn't have fucking kept going right behind a bitch that has shit on her booty.
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