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Welcome back to another episode of these companies keep selling you bullshit because you keep buying their bullshit. Featuring all of the shitty TikTok ads that I've seen on my feed this week. Let us begin. You do not need a sticky mat that sticks to your counter when you wash dishes so you don't get sprayed by the hoes. Now, listen, I'm not a monster. I understand how this looks very convenient. I, too, also don't like getting my shirt wet when I'm doing the dishes. But this is a perfect example of an unnecessary tool to solve the problem that no one cares about. You could just put, like, a rag or a towel down on that ledge. You don't need a sticky barrier. Also, where are you gonna store this? Are you gonna leave it up? It looks ugly. So it's just gonna be another thing that you have to like shuffle around and move around to solve a problem that you're facing, like, point zero zero zero zero one % of the time. You don't need it. Again with the unnecessary do dads. You do not need a tiny hammock that you rest your head on when you go to the beach. I see the benefit. I know it's annoying to rest your head down on something, but most people are just using, like, a towel or a shirt or their bag. No one is bringing an extra little gadget to the beach so that they can lay their head down. No one's doing that. That's really stupid. You're gonna buy this and it's gonna be funny and you're gonna forget that you own it and you're never gonna take it to the beach. You're never gonna take it to the beach. Just use a towel, use your bag. You'll be alright. I feel like this one was targeted at me and it's not going to work. They brought out a pink Swiffer mop probably for breast cancer awareness, I'm guessing. And if this tactic is gonna work on anybody, it's gonna be me. But I'm not falling for this shit because I already have a Swiffer. And if I didn't have a Swiffer, I already have a mop. I don't need this pink Swiffer mop just because it's pink and that's my favourite colour. The green Swiffer I have works perfectly fine. The regular mop that I own also works even better than that. You do not need a new Swiffer mop just because they came out with your favourite colour. This one's really stupid for multiple reasons, okay? You do not need to get a special game where you have a blindfold and a blow up mallet and you're hitting your child who's trying to get the cheese. And I say that's really stupid because if you look at the mallets, that's not hitting anybody. Look, it's like, okay, just use your fucking hand. Okay? Next. You have everything that you need at your house currently to make this game, you just put something by your feet, okay? Blindfold yourself and try to catch your child trying to get whatever it is that you're hiding. You already own this game, you don't need it reformatted. And also, it looks really stupid. That mallet, mostly, it's just really pissing me off. If I'm gonna buy something special for a stupid game that I can just do on my own, it better fucking work. And it doesn't. So, you don't need that. The Silly Bands are back! They're back and they're on steroids! I love that the Silly Bands are back. I love that my kid gets to experience the joy of Silly Band trading. Okay, but you were a absolute loser if you went and bought a bulk 100 fucking pack of Silly Bands. That's not how we did it. You're lame if you do this. The whole point of Silly Band trading is that you find something that is unusual or interesting to you and you trade one that you have with one that someone else has. The excitement is finding something that's hard to find, and you find it by trading all the time. The fun is taken out of it when you have 100 Silly Bands. That's not fun. That's not the point of Silly Band trading. And yeah, I'm shaming you if you do this, because that's really lame and that's not the point. Shame on you. Okay, this is gonna be my last one for today, but this series can go on and on and on and on. I have so many in my camera roll, but this video would be five hours long. You do not need a beautiful beaded Christmas tree. Let me explain. I love this tree. I think it is so beautiful. But you have to build this tree yourself. It is a DIY. Honey, sweetie, come here. Listen to me. You will never finish this DIY Christmas tree. You won't do it. I know you won't do it. You are me, and I am you. When was the last puzzle you finished? When was the last tiny diamond art kit that you finished? When was the last project you finished? Period. Just when was it? When did you finish that project? Yeah, you didn't. Oh, me either. Girl, you're not gonna finish this fucking Christmas tree, even though it is absolutely gorgeous. Also I just have a sneaking suspicion that if you were to finish this tree, how in the hell are you gonna store it so that it stays contained like this? I just foresee all of these branches coming off and the beads just... You know, I would have some questions. I have another sneaking suspicion that this is not glass beads. I bet this is just a cheap ass plastic tree that looks really pretty but is really fucking cheap. That's just a suspicion though. I haven't actually seen it, so, you know. You do not need anything off the TikTok shop today. You don't need it. Go pay off one of your credit cards or something. Hope this helps.