Minding your business sometimes

So I had a meeting this morning with the people that I work with. It was a very casual meeting of of in a part of Hoover that I've never been in. People were wearing sweatpants, shorts, a coffee and notes meeting. After the meeting, though, I went to the gas station and while I was in there, there was a white lady taking pictures of my car and on the phone. And I dropped everything and ran out. And said, what are you doing? She said, I'm calling the police. Now, my back windows, they're, they're the world's they're tinted a little bit. She's calling the police because I left my child car. I slid down, opened my door, the shit out of her. And of course, she's screaming, just like I didn't just ran over her toe. People at the pumps looking at me. I don't give a fuck. I turn my radio all the way back, I back back and I drive off. But wait, there's more. While I'm back and y'all, she's limping back to her car. I realized she's in the same car that was parked in in the training building. You followed me here. This was not a coincidence. This was intentional. You came for some shit. Is example, minding your damn business and then here they come. Then I say. So I said, Oh, you bold motherfucker. Let me get out of here before I give the police an actual arrest me. Ask me why with a straight face. Why are you even over here? I slid down, opened my door, the shit out of her. And of course, she's screaming, just like I didn't just ran over her toe. People at the pumps looking at me. I don't give a fuck. I turn my radio all the way back, I back back and I drive off. But wait, there's more. While I'm back and y'all, she's limping back to her car. I realized she's in the same car that was parked in in the training building. You followed me here. This was not a coincidence. This was intentional. You came for some shit. Is example, minding your damn business and then here they come. Then I say.